...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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