if i can run in heels then i can drive
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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