so that wasnt chicken after all
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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