Ambien. No doubt about it.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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