He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Two words: blizzard sex
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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