Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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