I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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