She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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