Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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