is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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