No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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