New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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