So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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