in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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