Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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