Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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