I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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