Taylor Swift is so right about you.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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