Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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