I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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