Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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