Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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