Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She announced her abortion via fbk
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
