I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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