You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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