Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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