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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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