doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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