Can i not drive my cunt home
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
