I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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