So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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