i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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