is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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