think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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