More tranny stories later!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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