This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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