we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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