Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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