Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
