I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize