Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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