? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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