STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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