the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We left the knife in your bed.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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