i think my tv is drunk
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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