Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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