I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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