dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
my being single is dangerous.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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