at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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