my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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