I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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